Here’s a good one for you. A man in El Cerrito, California was arrested carrying a concealed weapon. Well what’s so bad about that you ask? The man was naked. Yes, naked!

When asked if he was carrying anything police should know about, he told the officer that he had a tool concealed in his rectum. This is the officers response:

“You can’t get much more concealed than that.”

Seeing how this man was fresh out of prison, I guess you could make the assumption that he liked things in his butt.