Just because I needed a laugh.

Here’s Neil Patrick Harris in Frosty The Inappropriate Snowman:

Video courtesy of Warming Glow

Sometimes something is so damn funny, so damn outrageous you just have to share it.  I came across this good ol’ boy courtesy of Deadspin when they ran his video after Alabama beat Tennessee.  I laughed so hard I cried. 

Well it turns out that this You Tube sensation is a man of many beliefs.  Among those are Alabama football, breasts, Jim Beam and Keystone Light.  When you check out his page you will find he opines on things like President-elect Obama, of course the Crimson Tide, Beer Drinkers United, Wal-Mart, his dislike of Kenny Chesney and he even talks about how a package came today, which turns out to be a couple of 1/5th’s of JB.  The guy even videotaped himself listening to a radio interview he did with a station in Alabama.  There is no truth to the rumor that this is Pat Summitt with no make up.

But wait it gets better.  He is married…uh huh ladies that man is T-A-K-E-N, taken.  I’m sorry I know how heartbroke you must all be.  His lovely lady also has a herself a You Tube account in which she talks about her life with the Cowboy, how she is shy on video and has never really been on video, which I mean Ifind hard to believe because I can swear I saw her on You Porn.  But seems Mrs. Cowboy fancies herself as quite the karoke artist bringing us her own renditions of country classics like Jackson (a duet with Cowboy..who has his own music videos too), Coal Miners Daughter, My Favorite Mistake and Whoever’s in New England.   I know a guy in A&R at Curb maybe I can get her signed…not.

When you need something to break up a dull day, you need a laugh then you need to check out the Cowboy.  Granted it looks like he shoots his videos with a 1995 cell phone but as near as I can tell he and his wifey are 100% real.  Yes there are really people like this in America and remember he would have voted for Obama if he voted but Barack didn’t his help.

For anyone who has seen the movie “The 40 Year Old Virgin” everyone remembers the scene between Cal (Seth Rogen) and David (Paul Rudd) playing video games and verbally sparring about each other’s manhood.  That scene brought out some of the funniest responses to that question. 

Answers like:

• “Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts”.
•  “You just told me you’re not sleeping with women any more”.
• “You like Coldplay”.

Now it looks like we can add “because you pulled your pants down attempting to motivate a locker room full of men”.

Far be it from me though to question someone like Mike Singletary but this dude is off his rocker.  Not only did he flip out after the game with the media but now it has come out that at halftime he pulled his pants down in front of the team.

A team spokesman Thursday confirmed a report by Arizona radio station XTRA’s Mike Jurecki that Singletary dropped his pants in front of his team at halftime.

Singletary is not available to the media until Monday, but he did issue this statement: “I used my pants to illustrate that we were getting our tails whipped on Sunday and how humiliating that should feel for all of us. I needed to do something to dramatize my point; there were other ways I could have done it but I think this got the message across.”

Singletary’s stunt didn’t work so well as the Niners who were trailing at halftime 20-3 lost 34-13 to Seattle. I guess the players couldn’t get over the nightmare fuel of their coach dropping his draws for motivation.  I guess the players should just be thankful that it wasn’t Norv Turner pulling that stunt.

I have just one thought of wisdom for Singletary.  Mike don’t forget you are in San Francisco.

New York Jets fans chanted at half time “We want beer!!” because the team had decided to ban the sale of the frosty brew at the teams season finale against the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday. The beer ban was not announced prior to the game to prevent the fans that did bother to show up from over indulging while tailgating prior to the game. Really? Jets fans drunk?

The ban was instituted by the club after additional security measures failed to adequately curb Jets fans other obsession. Getting women to flash their breasts at the Gate D ramp during half time of games by chanting “Show us your tits!!”

Those Jets fans sure are original.

Good news though for you lovers of all things Mangini, the Jets don’t plan to ban the brew next season so you fans of “titties and beer” will be in luck once again at the Meadowlands in 2008.

You stay classy Jets fans.

If you’re planning to fly Southwest Airlines in the near future, you need to make sure you’re not dressed too slutty.

Kyla Ebbert, a 23-year old Mesa College student and Hooters waitress, was recently asked to leave a Southwest Airlines flight from San Diego to Tucson because her skirt is too short and she was dressed too provocatively.

“You’re dressed inappropriately. This is a family airline. You’re too provocative to fly on this plane,” she quoted the employee as saying.

“I said, ‘What part is it? The shirt? The skirt? Which part?’ And he said the whole thing.”

Look at the picture on the left, is she dressed to slutty to fly on a plane? Personally, I don’t think so. She is dressed like your normal average 23-year old would be. If you got it, you should flaunt it. I just don’t understand how that skirt is short. You can’t see anything. And I am sure she would cross her legs like a lady.

What’s next? You can’t come in this restaurant because we are a family restaurant and you’re showing too much cleavage.

A Tennessee man is claiming that he was over-taxed by Tennessee state officials after he had a rice creeper treat taken from him at a concert.

His reasoning is that he feels officials made a mistake by taxing him on the entire weight of the treat and not just the marijuana in it. The man, William Moak, was given a tax bill of $11,506 including interest and penalties.

For those who don’t know what a rice creeper is, it is a rice krispies treat that also contains the maryjane.

In the state of Tennessee, you can purchase a tax stamp on your illegal drugs just in case something like this happens.

Through the state’s Taxation of Unauthorized Substances Act, people arrested for illegal drug possession are taxed based on the drug’s weight, Street said.

Anyone with illegal drugs can avoid being fined for tax evasion by anonymously buying stamps from the Tennessee Department of Revenue. But possession of the drugs is still against the law.

Instead of being arrested and probably receiving a small fine, the man now has to fight the law that will cost him a lot of money.

So the moral of the story is that if you are in Tennessee and possessing illegal drugs, stop by the Department of Revenue to get your tax stamp.

An Ohio high school student was suspended and banned from extracurricular activities for one semester because of a prank. I’m pretty sure everyone reading this knows of or may have partaken in a great high school prank of some sort. In fact, high school pranks have gotten so notorious over the last decade that MTV airs a show about them. Kyle Garchar, a senior at Hilliard Davidson High School in suburban Columbus Ohio, spent 20 hours over three days plotting his prank, which was captured on video and posted on You Tube. Garchar and the two students who helped him received three days in school suspension and the activities ban from Davidson principal John Bandow. What pray tell did the students do? Well, inspired by a similar act perpetrated on Harvard by Yale in 2004, the trio got cross town rival Hilliard Darby High School students, parents and supporters to spell out “We Suck” in the third quarter of a football between the two schools last Friday. Garchar, 17, created a grid to plan how the message would be spelled out once fans in three sections held up either a black or white piece of construction paper. Directions left on stadium seats instructed fans to check that the number listed on their papers matched their seat numbers. Darby supporters were told the message would read “Go Darby.” “It was tedious,” Garchar said. “I didn’t really think it was going to work.” But it did.
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Some U.S. pilots got a strange offer while they were at the 2007 MAKS air show in Russia this past week.

A wealthy Russia businessman asked the pilots if the B-52 bomber they flew to the show was for sale. The pilots responded by telling the pilots the plane was not for sale but if it was, it would cost around $500 million US dollars. The nouveau riche Russian businessman responded by saying “That is no problem. It is such a cool machine.”

I’d have to assume this guy has an airport at his disposal and a hangar to keep that plane at had his efforts been successful to purchase the plane. Plus I am sure that was the last thing the pilots expected was an offer from someone to buy the plane.

Absolute and total credit for this video goes to the very beautiful and sweet Texas Gal from Center Field and Ladies…

If you’re a Napoleon Dynamite fan you will truly enjoy this video.

I received an email from a friend that contained something which I think is just plainly wrong. Of course I have decided to share it here.

Why in God’s name would you ever do this to your cat? What would possess you to even think for one second that your cat might actually enjoy looking like this? I would really think that PETA would have something to say about this. The email states that the cats have to be repainted every 3 months to the tune of $15,000 each time. So that’s $60,000 a year to make your cat look like you want. Isn’t there better things you could be spending your money on. Like maybe making a charitable donation or something. This is just wrong on so many levels, I don’t know where to begin. So I will just leave it at that. If you would like to see the rest of the pictures, I have provided the link right here.