Are you looking for the perfect Valentine’s gift for your loved one? Well if so, this toilet is for you. It is being given away by Roto-Rooter in their “Pimped Out John” Sweepstakes. This crapper is valued at $5,000 and has the following gadgets:
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Philipsâ„¢ 20-inch LCD TV and Star Wars DVD |
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Xboxâ„¢ 360 gaming system |
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Philipsâ„¢ DVD player |
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Gateway® EMachine™ laptop computer with fully articulated robot arm |
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iPodâ„¢ with stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser |
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Roto-Rooter “emergency” button |
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Tivoâ„¢ recorder |
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Avantiâ„¢ refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with drinks and snacks |
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Magazine rack and subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, ESPN and GQ |
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Bike pedal exerciser |
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Cup warmer / cooler |
The only thing besides the sink that is missing is the cable or satellite receiver. I am not sure if the megaphone in the picture comes with it, but can you imagine hearing someone yelling thru a megaphone, “I need more toliet paper honey,” only to have your neighbor hear that.
This could be a dangerous toy. Think about it, you go to work, you come home and spend the rest of your night on the crapper. It’s got everything you need just about, including the kegerator. The funniest thing about to me is the bike pedal exerciser. Not only can you shed pounds going to the bathroom, but you can work off a few extra calories doing it.
