Ian: Yes that’s right. It’s not $200 or even $100 or $50 for that matter. For the low low low price of just $39.95, you can own a piece of waterfront property in Hawaii. This would be your view on all sides.
You: Wow that sure is a breathtaking view. That’s too good to be true. Surely Ian, there has to be a catch.
Ian: Well yes there is one catch.
You: Figures, there’s always a catch.
Ian: The only catch is that you can’t do anything with the property for 10,000 years. You see, your new lot is buried under water.
You: Sure Ian, sign me up. I want my own lot for the 1000th generation of my family so they can have some oceanfront property in Hawaii for when they retire.
