Scott Boras - Major League Asshole

“A pillow contract is, basically, you lay down, it’s comfortable, it’s soft, it’s there. But the fact of the matter is it’s not with you all the time. That’s a one-year contract. Your pillow, you leave it, you come back, it’s there. Short-term, you use it for a little bit, then you move on.”

Agent Scott Boras on the type of contract Adrian Beltre signed with the Boston Red Sox