Paris Hilton was released from jail on Thursday morning because of an undisclosed medical condition after serving a whole three days. My guess. She’s dextoxing. Pure speculation of course.

So instead of spending her time in a 12′ by 8′ jail cell, she will now have to spend the next 40 days locked up at home, wearing an ankle monitoring bracelet, similar to the one in the picture to the left.

Serving time at the Hilton mansion sounds like real hard jail time to me. Your every whim and wish catered too. Much better food, a shower, no girls with knifes made from soap, no worrying about what will happen when you drop the soap in the shower.

My guess is if that was you or me, they would have sent us to County Medical and then shipped our ass back to jail when we were better.

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Hat tip to Surviving Grady for the find.

In honor of Paris Hilton going to jail, this post will be written in orange.

With a mugshot that looks more like a glamour photo, Paris Hilton reported to jail late last night in order to avoid the media, who had been camped out for days awaiting the heiress to the Hilton Hotels’ fortune arrival.

Instead of being in general population, she will be in solitary confinement for 23 hrs a day, probably spending most it looking at herself in a mirror.

Paris had her first meal after getting situated in jail. It consisted of some cereal, bread and juice. A far cry from what she is used to. I hope she packed on some pounds before going to jail because on that diet, she could come out of jail looking like her ‘Simple Life’ co-star and BFF, Nicole Ritchie.

“I did have a choice to go to a pay jail,” Hilton said Sunday, without giving details. “But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I’m not and that’s why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I’m going to be treated like everyone else. I’m going to do the time, I’m going to do it the right way.

“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize that I made some mistakes. “This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions.”

She spent her last hours of freedom at the MTV Movie awards. Paris will probably only be in jail for 23 days if she behaves properly.

The legendary Hawaiian entertainer Don Ho passed away at the age of 76 due to heart failure.

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On Monday morning, the Broward County medical examiner, Dr. Joshua Perper released the autospy results of Anna Nicole Smith. The results showed that she died the same way as her son did, of an accidental drug overdose. She actually overdosed on 9 different prescriptions. Oddly enough, one of the drugs that caused her overdose was the same one that attributed to Marilyn Monroe’s death. The drug was chloral hydrate, which is a very powerful sleep aid.

This is just another bizarre result in a bizarre case. If Howard K. Stern knew she was taking all these medications, wouldn’t he have said something to her like Larry Birkhead did. The case will get even more interesting now as they await the results of the DNA test that was to determine who Anna Nicole’s daughters father is.

In support of his estranged wife Britney Spears, Kevin Federline decided to show some support for her and shave his head. At least as a guy, it can’t look as bad as on him as it does her.

Reportedly, there may be a reconciliation when Britney gets out of rehab. One of K-Fed’s friends had this to say:

“Britney has realized what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently. She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him. She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage.”

Also US Weekly is reporting that Britney is having a real tough time in rehab and may have tried to kill herself over the weekend.

Us Weekly claims her cousin Alli has all but moved into the clinic to help keep an eye on her but the family still don’t think it’ll be enough to keep Britney on track. A source told the magazine: “They hope that Britney will stay at Promises for a month, but they’re nervous she might not last that long.”

After Britney checked herself in the Promises rehabilitation center in Malibu, British tabloid News of the World reported that the staff at the clinic said she was put on “suicide watch” after she tried to hang herself with a bed sheet.

A friend of hers told the newspaper that right before attempting to take her life, she had the number 666 written on her head and ran around the clinic yelling: “I am the Antichrist!”

“She is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, ‘I am the Antichrist!’ The clinic people just didn’t know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I’m a fake! I’m a fake!’ It must have been really frightening,” the News of the World quoted the pal, as saying.

“Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt,” the pal added.

It’s just really sad to hear how far she has fallen. I really hope for hersake and her children’s sake, that she does get better. No child deserves to grow up without her mother.

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Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, Virgie Arthur, lost her bid for custody of the Anna’s body on Wednesday as the Appeals Court agreed with Judge Larry Siedlin’s original ruling. The court said that the evidence they were presented clearly shows that Anna wanted to be buried next to her son Daniel, who had passed 5 months ago.

Arthur’s attorney, Tom Pirtle (known as Texas in Siedlin’s courtroom), announced earlier Wednesday night that they will not be appealing the ruling of the Appeals Court. This finally allows Anna Nicole to be laid to rest. Guardian at litem Richard Millstein announced that the funeral will finally be held on Friday in the Bahamas. She will be laid to rest in the Bahamas and as she wished, will be buried next to her son.

Also in a Ft. Lauderdale courtroom, the judge hearing the guardianship issue over Anna Nicole’s daughter said that Florida wants nothing to do with the paternity case because the Bahamian court “has already exercised jurisdiction over the minor child.” He did however rule that the Broward County ME turn over DNA samples from Anna Nicole to Larry Birkhead’s lawyers as well.

Basically that means that Birkhead’s lawyers will have DNA samples from Anna Nicole but not the baby. They will have to wait til the Bahamian court rules to get those samples from the baby.

I for one am glad this whole funeral ordeal is almost over. A dead body deserves respect and no one in this matter has shown that.

FOX News is also reporting that Anna Nicole died from pneumonia and not drugs.

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With all the racy pictures out there of ‘American Idol’ contestant Antonella Barba out on the internet, ‘Idol’ hosts and producers have spoken out about the situation. The consensus from them about the situation was the same. What she does in her private life is her business.

Everybody’s favorite host, Simon Cowell, had this to say:

“These people haven’t done anything illegal; that’s their private life. [The photos should] not affect her standing on the show, and if the public wants to keep her in, they’ll keep her in.”

The leader of the “Dawgpound” Randy Jackson, gave his thoughts as well:

“Nobody’s clean in the entertainment business. There are definitely some moral things that go on with this show.”

Dick Clark wannabe, Ryan Seacrest, claims to have not seen the photos (Although, I think he uses them to take care of his needs in private).

“[I would] absolutely let [Barba] stay on. If American Idol is a true representation of American youth, we’re going to find imperfections. And it’s OK to be imperfect.”

Paula Abdul hasn’t publicly said anything about the situation probably because she is jealous that her body doesn’t look that good. The producer of the show has also decided that he will not kick her off the show and is leaving her fate up to the voters.

So America, are you going to vote for Barba based on her singing ability, or the fact that she’s a babe

Also, it has been revealed that the pictures of her performing a sexual act on someone are in fact not her.

Bastardly.com has the scoop on this one. And if your like the 25,000 visitors to my blog in the past 2 days, you are probably looking for the pictures. Once again here are your links.

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In a case that gets stranger and stranger by the day, CourtTV and the AP are reporting that the appeals court has issued a stay from the appeal that Virgie Arthur filed saying that Anna Nicole’s body cannot be moved to the Bahamas until they hear testimony on why she thinks that Anna Nicole shouldn’t be buried in the Bahamas.

Earlier in the morning on Monday, Judge Larry Seidlin had decided not to grant a stay in the case, which is not uncommon when the original ruling came from him.

And in other Anna Nicole news, A Bahamian judge did not issue a ruling in the custody battle over Dannielynn Smith, and continued the case until March 16th. In another courtroom, another Bahamian judge continued the case by G. Ben Thompson over who rightfully owns the mansion where the baby and Howard K. Stern are residing. That case will pick back up on March 14th.

According to TMZ.com, Larry Birkhead met “his alleged daughter” over the weekend at the house where she and Howard K. Stern are staying right. Is this a sign that Stern knows that he isn’t the father. Read below to understand why I say that.

Also according to TMZ.com. Birkhead and Stern are in some type of negotiations to reach a settlement over custody. This could have something to do with the cup Birkhead drank out of on the stand that M. Krista Barth stole from the courtroom after he testified.

As the circus involving this case moves into a bigger tent, I just have to say this. Just bury her body and give her body the respect that it deserves.

According to published reports everywhere in the world, Britney Spears reentered the Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility in Malibootie on Wednesday night. She reportedly met with ex-hubby Kevin Federline last night to talk about what was going to happen with the children. Basically what happened was that Britney agreed to let K-Fed have the children while she was in rehab for whatever she is addicted to. The program lasts 45 days.

K-Fed cancelled the emergency hearing for Thursday and agreed not to pursuit it if Britney got the help she needed. Federline has told Spears that if she doesn’t stay in rehab this time, he will go to the courts and ask for full custody of their kids. Spears wanted to see their kids last night but Federline apparently wouldn’t let her.

Earlier in the day on Thursday, Britney’s father, Jaime spoke with Fox News and had this to say about his daughter: Spears is “a sick little girl.”

Earlier on Wednesday night, Britney had a nice run-in with the paparazzi. Click here to see her attacking a photographer’s SUV. Make sure to watch the video there as well.

This is the third time she has entered rehab in the past week. I truly hope that she does what is best for her first and foremost so that she can be a wonderful mom to her two sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston.

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