After a week or so of court proceedings, Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin has ruled that the guardian ad litem, Richard Millstein, for the baby of Anna Nicole Smith has been awarded custody of the remains of Anna Nicole Smith. The judge wants her buried with her son in the Bahamas.

Before the audio feed was cut off, you could hear the lawyers for Anna Nicole’s mother saying that she wanted to appeal the decision.

There is no word yet as what Millstein will do. He had asked the judge if he could use the courtroom and chambers to meet with all the interested parties.

About an hour after the preceedings were over, Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead and Virgie Arthur (mother of Anna Nicole) presented a unified front and spoke that Anna Nicole will be buried in the Bahamas. When they were asked about the funeral arrangements, they said they could not talk about it.

For a look at Anna Nicole’s will, click here.

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Can things get any worse for Britney Spears? Well according to just about every news outlet in America and the world is reporting that ex-hubby Kevin Federline has filed for an emergency hearing on custody of their two children. They previously shared custody of the two children. He is now asking for sole custody and spousal support.

Here is some interesting news from Perezhilton.com about the happennings of Britney on Friday night.

Terrified she’d lose custody of her sons, Britney tried to kill herself twice in the hours after shaving her head Friday night.

According to The National Enquirer, Spears tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, only to be rescued at the last second by her staff.

But that wasn’t the end of Britney’s self-destructive evening.

A short time later she was rushed to a doctor, as various media outlets reported, and the Enquirer reveals the reason – she kept saying she was going to kill herself and then taking too many Xanax.

“After she shaved off her hair, Britney had a complete breakdown and tried to kill herself,” an insider told The Enquirer.

The reported reason that she feared losing her sons was that K-Fed had said she would lose them if he asked for a hair drug test to be done. Fearing that, she shaved her head. He is not currently letting her see the children. I don’t blame him on this at all. They could be in danger with her right now.

You have to check out this list of job requirements that were posted when Britney was looking for a nanny:

• Personal Over Professional

“Britney didn’t ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life.”

• Friend Wanted

“The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend.”

• Must Like Naked Bosses

“Britney asked me and one of her nannies to come to her room to watch her try on outfits for a party one night – then she stripped down naked in front of us!”

• Must Act As Surrogate Mom

“One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, ‘I’m done now. You can take them.'”

• Don’t Be Too Good

“She doesn’t like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one.”

All I can say is this. I feel sorry for her children. Somewhere down the road, someone is gonna say your mommy tried to kill herself and was strung out on drugs.

Kudos to Craig Ferguson, host of the ‘Late, Late Show’, for not making jokes about Spears. For those of you who don’t know, Ferguson is 15 yrs sober.

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According to TMZ.com, it seems as though Britney Spears has left a Los Angeles area rehab facility after just one day. The usual stay at this facility lasts 45 days. So needless to say, she obviously isn’t rehabilitated yet.

More news is being shed as to why she may have shaved off her head. It is being reported that the father of her two children, Kevin Federline, was going to ask for a hair drug test. So this could be one of the reasons why she was going to do it. Other reports say that she was pulling out her hair because she was upset with the men in her life. She was reportedly upset over K-Fed and Justin Timberlake bonding at the Grammy’s and her ex boyfriend, Issac Cohen, was going to reportedly sell secrets of their romance.

During these little outbursts at home, she was brought to the hospital and given sedatives and antidepressants. Well for those of who are or have taken antidepressants, you all know that they don’t work quickly. The sedatives though, could explain why she looked strung out on something when she was shaving her head. I would have to think that her shaving her head was a crying out for help. But that doesn’t explain why she left the rehab facility.

All this is is the life of child star going to the crapper.

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Britney: to shave your head bald.

Used in a sentence: I went and got my haircut today and when the hairdresser asked what I wanted, I told him to give me the britney.

Well this explains her strange behavior this past weekend. According to Reuter’s, Britney Spears has entered a rehab facility in the Los Angeles area. Her family had asked her to go into rehab and it looks like she finally took their advice.

It is not known whether she will be receiving treatment for drugs or alcohol but I’d have to think it is both. She definitely looked strung out on something. Maybe she made the jaunt to Club Roxy on Sunday to have one last bender before entering rehab. Also some people are speculating that she maybe suffering from post partum depression after giving birth a second time.

I feel sorry for her kids right now. They are too young to understand what is going on. And again I will say why hasn’t California’s version of DCF stepped in and done something with the children. If Kevin Federline was trying to get custody of his kids from the drunk Spears, he might have a better shot now.

Before we go into some sports related stuff, lets check out the lastest from the Britney Spears shaving her head debacle.

According to like every news organization and stuff, Britney Spears actually shaved her own head. The owner of the salon where she went to get her cut was afraid of being sued. Mrs Federline Miss Spears grabbed the clippers from someone at the salon and shaved her own head with the owner of the salon doing the final touchup.

Britney was spotted out at The Roxy on Sunday night sporting the beautiful blonde wig seen on the left.

I really think she has lost her mind. She will probably end up like Anna Nicole soon if she doesn’t get her act together. I’d like to know who is watching the kids while she is out being a skank in public. Can’t DCF get involved out in Cali because she is proving to be a totally unfit mother. I can tell you this is she was in the great state of Connecticut, her children would in the DCF system here.

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A shout out to my blogging buddy Anthony over at the Oriole Post for finding this one.

Britney Spears has pulled a Natalie Portman and shaved her head completely bald. Mrs Federline Miss Spears was spotted in Sherman Oaks, CA last night, sporting her bald head and getting tattoos on her wrist. All this one day after she left Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Rehab Center in Antigua after 1 day.

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I thought mid-life crisis’s happened in your 40’s, not your 20’s. She is definitely one card short of a full deck.

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On this crappy afternoon here in Connecticut, I digress away from sports for this post and ponder a serious question that’s happening in the world of celebrity deaths.

Are you Anna Nicole Smith’s baby’s daddy? Chances are if you are a male, you could be the father. So yes there is a small chance that I could be the baby’s daddy. Ok, that is definitely not a true statement.

The reason I bring it up is because when Smith became pregnant, two people were rumored to be the father, Howard K. Stern (no relation to Howard Stern), and Larry Birkhead, a photographer who slept with Smith. After Smith died last week from unknown causes still, Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt said he was having a ten year affair with Smith and that he could be possibly the baby’s daddy. And now just recently, another guy who said he was boinking Smith and might be the baby’s daddy. Alexander Denk, a former bodyguard of Smith’s, claims he could possibly be the daddy as well. It is also rumored that Smith had some sperm from her 90 yr old husband, Howard Marshall, frozen and could have used that.

Which brings me back to original question? Are you Anna Nicole’s baby’s daddy? Chances are if you slept with her around 14-15 months ago, you could be the father.

The big stink about this whole mess is I am sure that none of them are really concerned about the baby but rather the money that Dannielynn Hope Marshall Smith will get from her mother’s estate. See this is important because whoever has the fatherhood rights, will control the sizable amount of money that Dannielynn will inherit. And thus, all these guys are really money hungry. (Ok that is my opinion but honestly if one more person claims to be the father, you will understand my point.)

The biggest concern should be the baby. The baby will now face a life without her mother. Shouldn’t these idiots be concerned with that rather than the money. Even Anna Nicole’s mom is more concerned about the money and she’s been estranged from Smith for the past 15 years.

It will be interesting to see how this all pans out. My prayers go out to Dannielynn.

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Anna Nicole Smith, former Playboy Playmate, died on Thursday afternoon after passing out at the Hard Rock Cafe in Seminole, FL. The cause of death is not known at this time. She was 39. Smith, who just recently gave birth to a baby girl, Dannielynn Hope, had just lost her son, Daniel, to a drug overdose while in the Bahamas. Her daughter was not with her at the time of her death. Smith had just been ordered to take her daughter for a paternity test to determine who the father of the baby was. She has also been seen lately because she was a spokesperson for Trim-Spa.

Is there another Boston-New York rivalry in the air? Is Tom Brady taking over for Derek Jeter as America’s Top Bachelor Athlete? Well, Brady is sure giving Jeter a run for his money.

Currently, Tom Brady has been spotted coming out of uber hottie and Victoria’s Secret Supermodel, Gisele Bundchen’s apartment in NYC. She was also seen at some of the Patriots playoff games and was caught giving him a kiss as they got off the bus in Indianapolis. Before dating Gisele, Brady had dated Bridget Moynahan for 3 years.

Derek Jeter was most recently dating Jessica Biel until she dumped him for Justin Timberlake of all people. Jeter has also dated Jordana Brewster, Mariah Carey, and Vanessa Mannillo.

So what do these two “athletes” have in common? Well they are super rich, good looking and have a penchant for getting the super hot ladies. They also like to date A-list celebrity women as evidenced by their “black books”. As far as their sports accomplishments, Jeter has one more ring than Brady and both are the leaders of their teams.

So the question is has Brady replaced Jeter as the “it” guy to date? Judging by the paparazzi sitting outside Gisele’s apartment, I’d have to say yes. But what do I know? As I tell a good friend, I am only a blogger.

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