Only ESPN would invent an award show that’s named after themselves. That’d be like FOX starting the FOXIES and giving out awards to all their shows. I’m becoming less a fan of the WWL these days but there isn’t much else in the way of competition. The only thing that sucks more is “Best Damn Sports Show Period”.
Does any other company have a better tag line than Hummer? Hummer. Like nothing else. Isn’t that the truth, right guys?
Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue was good picking on Peyton Manning, Shaquille O’Neal, Terrell Owens, A-Rod, Barry Bonds and Greg Oden.
LeBron made his entrance carried in by common folk on a king’s chair.
They can show me Maria Sharapova and that leather dress all night long.
More Taryne Mowatt and that blue dress too please.
Devin Hester, who won for Breakthrough Athlete, must have had his hair done by LMonstro.
Josh, or is it Jake (and does it matter really?), Duhamel who presented with Maria Sharapova did this little thing going into a commercial break where he said basically to come back and join him and his mixed doubles partner, then he paused and said, Maria. She then she asked him what’s my last name and hey Josh or Jake got it right. If it were me, I may have been too distracted by the leather dress so I gotta give him props. But it would have been funnier and added a twist of pop culture if she had said “what’s my name bitch? Say my name!”
Yes Danica Patrick in the shower but I don’t think we needed Kimmel’s hairy back, the horse or Jerry Tarkainian.
They had to send Carmen Electra out with Shaun White and Travis Pastrana because unless you’re an extreme sports fan you wouldn’t have any clue who the hell they are.
Ol’ horse face (Peyton Manning) looked a little stunned that he won best championship performance. Don’t worry Peyton you should go back to getting your ass kicked by Bill and the gang this season.
What was with dunking the baby???? Very unfunny.
“Talledega Nights” was funny but best sports movie?? Over “We Are Marshal”l or “Invincible”? Although Will Ferrell’s taped acceptance was probably better than anything Matthew McConaughey would come up with.
Boom Boom Tap baby, Boom Boom Tap. I hope they show it again and again and again.
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