Well, the crazy lady is just about divorced. All that is needed is a judge’s John Hancock. Britney and K-Fed and their lawyers spent most of Thursday afternoon working out a divorce settlement and finally agreed to the terms. Well actually, they really worked out the details of the settlement with the Marlboro Man.
All it took was a cigarette break for the ex-pair to work out an agreement. Basically the agreement is K-Fed gets a million dollars and joint physical custody of the kids while Britney gets to keep her fortune and shares the custody as well. No word if any parental support will be provided by Britney.
The reason why K-Fed got so little. Britney is a smart lady (go figure) and had an airtight prenuptial agreement. The same can’t be said for the area between her legs.
So how did Britney celebrate the end of her marriage? By partying of course. I guess rehab really worked.

Here is a look at your news coming out of spring training in Arizona and Florida as we head down the home stretch of spring training.
Theo Esptein is very happy about how the
Boston had it’s top pitching prospect on display today as the Red Sox finished up the Florida portion of their spring training schedule
Jonathan Papelbon gave all of the Red Sox staff and higher ups a heart attack on Thursday when he rolled his ankle covering first base in the game against the Devil Rays.
Instead of losing another player this time, UCONN has lost another coach to another school. On Thursday, the worst kept secret in Connecticut was made official when UCONN associate head coach, Tom Moore, was named the head basketball coach at Quinnipiac University in Hamden, CT.
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