Written by Steve Hofstetter, Adam Hofstetter, Cody Marley, Ryan Murphy, Rich Ragains, Elliot Steingart, and Chris StraitThe University of Colorado has recently raised $125 million. The money will be used to bring the football program a higher caliber sexual assault victim.
FSN has reached an agreement to sublicense up to 10 college football games to Versus. The nation’s fly fishing fans are furious. You remember Versus, don’t you? It’s the place where hockey went to die.
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Shaun Rogers is being accused of groping a stripper. Someone wants to get traded to Cincinnati.
Speaking of crime, the Sopranos series finale squashed Game Two of the NBA Finals. Viewers preferred to watch something they couldn’t predict.
The Orlando Magic have signed Stan Van Gundy to coach the team. Billy Donovan applauded the club before changing his mind later on that day.
In golf news, 12-year-old Alexis Thompson qualified for the women’s U.S. Open. Thompson now has as many Majors as Michelle Wie.
John Daly told authorities his wife Sherrie tried to stab him with a steak knife. Daly was thankfully able to defend himself easily while still finishing his t-bone. Thankfully Sherrie, like her husband, just missed the cut.
In other golf news, U.S. Open players are concerned about what many are calling golf’s most perilous hazard: John Daly’s wife.
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