James Shield and Coco Crisp fight back earlier in the season

What’s the number 1 rule of Fight Club? Don’t talk about Fight Club.

What’s the second rule of Fight Club? Don’t talk about Fight Club.

Let’s apply these same rules to last night’s Boston Red Sox game and just not talk about it here today. They sucked last night, end of story.

For more slices of Boston Red Sox goodness, head over to the Boston Globe, Boston Herald, Hartford Courant and Providence Journal websites.

And if you must see what the enemy papers are saying you can check out the Tampa Tribune and St. Petersburg Times websites.