By John Edward Thomas Moynahan as told to Steve.

I am a hottie!!! Who's that woman holding me?  Is she the nanny?  That's not my weekend mommy.It took me a bit to translate this from baby drool to English but here goes.

  • New England Patriots cheerleaders come by and feed me when Pop and I are hanging for the weekend.
  • Pimpin’ velour hooded robe with satin trim with monogrammed initials, the day care hotties are gonna love this
  • Case of Stetson cologne for hot infants and toddlers
  • Movado watch, we had to have a bunch of links removed
  • Tilt ‘n Steer racer I already crashed into Belichick he threw his hoodie at me as I sped away
  • access to the private jet
  • Gillette Stadium Luxury Box suite and someone has to keep that lady who looks like Dr. Ruth away from me, she scares the crap out of me
  • lifetime supply of Victoria’s Secret, Christian Dior and Ralph Lauren gift cards for all the babes
  • Sports Illustrated
  • Poster of Dad
  • DVD of Dad on SNL
  • My own Super Bowl bling
  • Dad’s book
  • My weekend Mommy gets to take me to visit with her other super model friends