By John Edward Thomas Moynahan as told to Steve.
It took me a bit to translate this from baby drool to English but here goes.
- New England Patriots cheerleaders come by and feed me when Pop and I are hanging for the weekend.
- Pimpin’ velour hooded robe with satin trim with monogrammed initials, the day care hotties are gonna love this
- Case of Stetson cologne for hot infants and toddlers
- Movado watch, we had to have a bunch of links removed
- Tilt ‘n Steer racer I already crashed into Belichick he threw his hoodie at me as I sped away
- access to the private jet
- Gillette Stadium Luxury Box suite and someone has to keep that lady who looks like Dr. Ruth away from me, she scares the crap out of me
- lifetime supply of Victoria’s Secret, Christian Dior and Ralph Lauren gift cards for all the babes
- Sports Illustrated
- Poster of Dad
- DVD of Dad on SNL
- My own Super Bowl bling
- Dad’s book
- My weekend Mommy gets to take me to visit with her other super model friends
