If you’re Paris Hilton, you received some bad news yesterday. Paris was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. The probation stems from when she was arrested last year for reckless driving. She had her license suspended and has been caught by the paparazzi driving her car while under suspension. She also failed to enroll in a court mandated alcohol program.She has to report to a woman’s jail by June 5th or face 90 days in jail. The judge also said she can’t pay for a cushier jail cell. So Paris won’t be spending her days in a country club jail. She will be just another inmate.

While she’s there, she will be fed three squares a day and even be able to gab on pay phone and watch television. My guess is she stays in her cell and writes more awful music.