No Clemens in Boston This Weekend

According to Peter Abraham of the Journal News, Roger Clemens will not start at all during the upcoming Sox-Yanks series on Friday to Sunday.

Joe Torre doesn’t want to disrupt his rotation at all with the Yanks having their top three pitchers going this weekend.

Just one question, isn’t this why the Yanks paid him all this money. There is only 3 more series between the two teams left and by the time the next one happens in August, it could be too late.

Clemens should be pitching on Sunday night against Schilling. I guess this explains why they’re in last place.

Lindsay Lohan Is Heading To Rehab

lohanrehab.gifJust a mere 48 hours after being arrested for DUI and leaving the scene of an accident, Lindsay Lohan is heading back to rehab for a second time.

Lindsay spent her Sunday night partying with friends and as you can see by the photos, she passed out after a heavy night.

Linsday’s dad, Michael, is planning to ask his parole officer for permission to leave New York, so that he can talk with his daughter.

“I’m meeting with my parole officer tomorrow to ask permission to go out there and have a heart-to-heart with my daughter,” Michael Lohan said. “Who else is going to step to the plate?”

Lindsay plans to check herself into the Promises rehab center in Malibootie today. It is the same one made famous by Britney Spears, who spent about a month there.

Good luck to you Lindsay in your efforts to overcome a horrible disease.

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Hawaiian Waterfront Property for $39.95

Ian: Yes that’s right. It’s not $200 or even $100 or $50 for that matter. For the low low low price of just $39.95, you can own a piece of waterfront property in Hawaii. This would be your view on all sides.

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You: Wow that sure is a breathtaking view. That’s too good to be true. Surely Ian, there has to be a catch.

Ian: Well yes there is one catch.

You: Figures, there’s always a catch.

Ian: The only catch is that you can’t do anything with the property for 10,000 years. You see, your new lot is buried under water.

You: Sure Ian, sign me up. I want my own lot for the 1000th generation of my family so they can have some oceanfront property in Hawaii for when they retire.

Red Sox News & Notes

05.jpgMonday night brought the return of the original “Dirt Dog”, Trot Nixon, to Fenway Park. It was an emotional night for him and his wife as they were honored before the game. Then it was time for both teams to get down to business and of course, the Sox came out on top. Let’s take a look at what the Boston area and Cleveland media have to say about last night’s game.

Curt Schilling breaks down last night’s start and talks about his splitter coming back to life. [38 Pitches]

Trot Nixon was mic’d up during batting practice. [NESN]

Amalie Benjamin explains what happened in the 9th inning of last night’s game. [Boston Globe]

Eric Wedge wasn’t happy with Rick Reed again writes Paul Hoyne. [The Plain Dealer]

Mark Murphy talks about the splitter making Schill whole again. [Boston Herald]

It was an emotional return to Fenway for Trot and Kathryn Nixon writes Paul Doyle. [Hartford Courant]

Amalie Benjamin talks about Kevin Youkilis, Dustin Pedroia, Big Papi, Manny Delcarmen and Mike Timlin in her Red Sox notebook. [Boston Globe]

Kevin Youkilis proved his point to Dustin Pedroia on who was faster writes Kevin McNamara and Shalise Manza Young. [Providence Journal]

Rob Bradford writes that it’s all good for the Red Sox right now. [Boston Herald]

Trot Nixon deserved the tip of the cap last night writes Bob Ryan. [Boston Globe]

Nick Cafardo was at the Rocket’s minor league start last night and tells us he’s ready for the show. [Boston Globe]

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Welcome To The (Alleged) Juicer Round

In a collaborative effort with Sooze from Babes Love Baseball, we are presenting to you the Rookie Card Playoffs. Check out these current players’ rookie cards and pick your favorite. The top vote-getter of each bracket will make it to Round Two and so on, until there is only one Rookie Card Champion of the World.

Rondell White stole out hearts in the first set of Round One of the Rookie Card Playoffs with his flirtatious gaze while Greg Maddux wooed us with his sultry porn ‘stache in the second.

The veteran Mad Dog dominated the competition with 63% of the votes, crushing Pedro Martinez, who gained only 19% in front of Carlos Delgado, Randy Johnson and Derrek Lee, who didn’t even manage 10%.

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Since we believe in second chances around here, we’ve decided to give Barry Bonds another one in this third set of Round One – the (Alleged) Juicer Round.

So, check out these current players’ cards and pick your favorite. Again, you can base your favoritism on absolutely anything… like the presence of backne or (alleged) roid rage.

 

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Tuesday’s Half Marathon Around The AL

David Ortiz sat out a second straight day with tight hamstrings for the Red Sox.

Joe Torre held a closed-door meeting before the Yanks game on Monday.

The Angels called up Nathan Haynes on Monday. He had spent 10 years in the minors before his first call-up.

A’s rookie Travis Buck will have his eye on Arizona State in the upcoming college baseball regionals.

Greg Zaun is heading out on a rehab assignment for the Blue Jays in hopes of making his return in early June.

The Indians sent Andy Marte down to Triple-A Buffalo so he could play everyday.

Jonny Gomes was the odd man out for the Devil Rays as Akinori Iwamura returned from the DL.

The Mariners series with the Angels may come down to a battle of the bullpens.

By golly Sam, the Orioles have won 3 straight games.

Brandon McCarthy will miss his next start after developing a blister in his last outing.

The Royals are going with a bullpen catching platoon.

Placido “Domingo” Polanco and Jason “Weber” Grilli will return to the Tigers soon.

The Twins moved Ramon Ortiz to the bullpen after his struggles as a starter.

The White Sox have tweaked their bullpen a little bit.

Will Roger Clemens Save The Sinking Ship in New York?

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Well, I’ll answer that for you. Highly doubtful. The Yankees are like a ship that hit an iceberg, slowly sinking. Maybe because his ego is as big as the state of Texas, he thinks he can keep them afloat. Anyways, I digress from the task at hand.

Roger Clemens made his third and final start for the Yankees farm team in Scranton/Wilkes-Barre and by all accounts, he looked good. I happened to catch his start and to me, he isn’t the same Roger. He doesn’t have the velocity on his fastball anymore. He topped out around 91 mph. But let me tell you, he had a nasty curveball and splitter working on Monday night. I guess when he comes back, he will be more of a finesse pitcher.

Rocketman went 6 innings, gave up 2 hits, 2 walks and had 6 strikeouts, on an economical 89 pitches. He then went down to the bullpen and threw a little more.

After he was done and showered, he held a press conference and said he felt good after the outing, and said a bunch of gibberish that no one cared about. However, he got quite a little testy when a local reporter asked him a question about what was being written about his comeback.

“If you want to be negative be negative. I’m not a negative person,” he said. “You be negative as much as you want. If I stink and I don’t pitch well out there, I know I stink. I don’t need you tell me that. I have pride in what I do. I’ll pull my heart out and set it right there (pointing to the table) for you to see it. When I perform, I’ve done it. I got that from my mother so if you want to write and these other people want to write negative…everything has to be negative these days. There always had to be a negative. I’ve always been positive in my life. It won’t end. I don’t want to be around negative people. So I won’t associate myself with those people. So if it makes you feel good to write negative stuff then go ahead but you’ve never been in the arena. Never been in this arena to understand what it’s like. Keep that in mind. People read your column and associate things with me that are not true. I’ll answer it as honestly I can so that 10-year old when he reads about won’t assume things. You can tell how passionate I am about it. Ok?”

Thus ending the press conference. Good to see Rocket had some fire left him. He’s gonna need it in NY.

I think it’s time for 7cyyoungs.com.

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Vintage Schill Spoils Return of Trot

schill.gifOn an emotional night at Fenway Park for Trot Nixon, Curt Schilling and the Red Sox got the better of Nixon’s Indians as the Sox defeated them by the score of 5-3. It was Nixon’s first game in Boston since leaving as a free agent in the off-season. The Red Sox decided not to re-sign him when they got J.D. Drew.

Schilling was on fire to start the game. He cruised through the first inning, striking out Grady Sizemore, Casey Blake and Travis Hafner. No matter who is pitching against Hafner, he just scares me when he’s at the plate. He’s a really big dude. Even bigger than Wily Mo Peña (More on this in the notes).

When the Indians took the field in the home half of the first inning, Trot went out to his customary old position in RF and was given a rousing standing ovation by the Fenway faithful. Indians pitcher Cliff Lee set the Sox down in the order.

Victor Martinez led off the 2nd inning with a ground out bringing up the man of the hour, Trot Nixon. He was given a 35 to 45 second standing ovation. Schilling, being the gentleman he is, even stepped off the mound allowing Nixon to have his well deserved moment. Nixon responded with a wave of the cap to Red Sox Nation and also gave one to Schill for his kind gesture. Unfortunately for Schill, Nixon got him in the first at-bat as Nixon lined a single to right. Schill then sandwiched strikeouts of Jhonny Peralta and Ryan Garko around a David Dellucci single to get out of the inning.

The Sox came about a foot or two away from converting a triple-play in the 3rd inning. Josh Barfield led off with a single and then Schill nipped Sizemore with a pitch. Blake then hit a shot to Lowell at third. Lowell stepped on the bag at third for one out, threw to Pedroia at second for the second out but his relay to Youk at first was a tad late. Schill then retired Hafner on a ground out to Youk.

Cliff Lee had only given up two hits through 3 innings but the Red Sox got to him for 2 runs in the 4th.

Youk led off with a double, extending his hitting streak to 20 games. Manny got him over to third on a deep fly ball to Sizemore in center. Drew, who is showing signs of life at the plate, doubled home Youk giving the Red Sox a 1-0 lead. “Mr. Doubles”, Lowell, brought in Drew with a double of his own, making it 2-0 Sox.

Schill was still cruising at this point, setting down the Indians in order in the 4th and 5th innings.

Manny gave Schilling another run to work with in the 5th inning. Manny hit an absolute laser beam that went into the 2nd row of the Green Monster seats faster than a Roush-Fenway Racing car was at Charlotte on Sunday.

Schill finally showed he was human in the 6th inning. After a Sizemore strikeout, Blake lined a double off the wall in left field. Schill then got Hafner for another strikeout. Martinez followed that with a single to center, scoring Blake, cutting the lead to 3-1. Nixon came up to the plate with a chance to be a hero in his homecoming but he flew out to Coco Crisp in center ending the threat.

Schilling got through the 7th, his final inning of work, with relative ease. After Peralta singled, Schill got Dellucci to strikeout and retired Garko and Barfield to ground out, ending his night.

Curt was absolutely outstanding tonight. He had good command of all his pitches and probably had his best splitter of the season. His velocity was higher than his last start, topping out at around 94. When he throws that hard, it makes his splitter even harder to hit.

His numbers on the night: 117 pitches, 6 hits, 1 run, 0 walks and 10 strikeouts. 77 of those pitches were strikes.

Youk gave the bullpen another run to work with in the 7th inning when he crushed a ball to the triangle in center. The ball went over the head of Sizemore and caromed off the angled wall to left field. By the time, Trot picked the ball up and threw to the cut-off man, Youkilis had himself an inside-the-park homer, giving the Sox a 4-1 lead.

J.C Romero took over for Schill and promptly stunk up the joint. He gave up walks to Sizemore and Blake. That bought him a seat on the bench as Javier Lopez came in to replace him. Lopez got Hafner to strikeout but then allowed a single to Martinez and loading up the bases for Nixon.

Nixon had a chance to be a hero again but could only deliver a sacrifice fly that scored Sizemore. Brendan Donnelly came in for Lopez and got Peralta to ground into a fielder’s choice ending the threat and keeping the score at 4-2.

Mike Koplove was in the game now for the Indians and he made quick work of Jason Varitek and Wily Mo Peña on strikeouts. Pedroia, who in my opinion, is showing signs that he belongs now, capped of his perfect night with a double. Pedroia ended up going 3 for 3 on the night with a walk and 2 doubles. Julio Lugo brought Pedroia in with a double of his own, giving the Sox a 5-2 lead, with Jonathan Papelbon coming in for a save chance.

Papelbon came in and struggled at first, walking Dellucci and then allowing a double to Garko, putting runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs. Barfield then brought Dellucci home with a double of his own, cutting the lead to 5-3. Papelbon then got Sizemore to pop out to Lowell at third for the first out of the inning. Papelbon then got a strange strikeout of Blake. With two strikes on Blake, he threw a pitch that appeared to hit Blake. It was initially ruled a hit-by-pitch but Terry Francona contested to home plate umpire, Rick Reed, that he (Blake) swung. After consulting with the 1st base umpire, Chuck Meriwether, it was ruled he swung and a called third strike.

Rule 6.05(f) provides that the batter be declared out when “he attempts to hit a third strike and the ball touches him.”

This brought Hafner to the plate. As I said earlier, he scares me. But Papelbon reared back and threw some cheese past Hafner ending the game. Sox win! The Soxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx win!

Josh Beckett returns to the Sox tomorrow from the disabled list and it brings up an interesting question. Who from the bullpen will get sent down? My guess would be Manny Delcarmen since he hasn’t been used in a while. (Update: Delcarmen was optioned to Pawtucket after the game)

Another great game against the AL Central’s best. With the win, Schilling moves to 5-2 on the season. The lead in the AL East remains at 11 games over the Orioles. The Yankees lost again tonight and now trail the Red Sox by 13.5 games. It could be too late for even Roger Clemens to save them. More on Clemens start today in Dunder-Mifflin land, Scranton-Wilkes Barre, later.

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R.I.P Marquise Hill 1982-2007

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Marquise Hill, a defensive end for the New England Patriots, has passed away at the age of 24. He had been jet skiing with a female acquaintance on Lake Pontchartrain Sunday night when they lost control of the watercraft. They were not wearing life vests.

He was declared missing when a search for him started on Sunday night. His friend was rescued when he had helped her to a pylon in the water. He was last seen after he got her there floating down the lake in the strong current.

His body was found today around 2:30 and was identified by a Louisiana state official as Hill.

Hill is from New Orleans and has been very active helping family members rebuild their homes that were lost in Hurricane Katrina.

Hill went to LSU in Baton Rouge and was a member of their 2003 National Championship team. He was drafted by the Patriots in the 2004 draft in the second round.

My heartfelt condolences go out to his family and friends as well as the members of the Patriots organization.