I got this joke from a friend and thought it was pretty funny even though I am a Patriots fan.
Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriot’s flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Tom,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.” Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue & White sidewalk, a 50- foot tall flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window, a Colts towel.
Tom looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super bowls.
God said “So what’s your point Tom?”
“Well, why does Peyton get a better house than me?”
God chuckled, and said: “Tom, that’s not Peyton’s house, it’s mine.”
