There are a lot of examples of opposites attracting in couples over time. Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg, Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett, Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn, Anna 
Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall, Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. But did you ever think you’d see Denver Bronco great John Elway marry a former Raiderette?
Yep that’s right Elway popped the question to his girlfriend, Paige Green, who happens to be a former Los Angeles Raiders cheerleader. This has to be stunning news in the Rocky Mountains. A Colorado legend marrying someone from the dark side this has to be a sign of the impending apocalypse.
With it there are questions. Will Raider owner Al Davis give away the bride? Will she wear silver and black? Will her bridal party be made up of those nut jobs who attend Raider games? Is she doing this to steal and then fence Elway’s two Super Bowl rings? Will the wedding have a pirate theme? Will 
Elway renounce the Broncos and pledge his allegiance to Davis and then get named Raiders head coach after Lane Kiffen is fired? If they have children which teams onsie’s will the babies wear? Will half the church and the hall be orange and blue and the other half silver and black? Will Elway start wearing an eye patch, carry a sword and call everyone “matey”? Will he have to sleep on the couch every time the Broncos beat the Raiders?
Arrrrr matey’s my head is spinning just thinking about it.
