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With nothing to do tonight but watch the Yankees and my fathers beloved Indians I figured it might be a good spot for some commentary.
Top 1
Ok in the playoffs we have two umpires on the foul lines in the outfield. How does the guy looking right down the line miss a fair or foul call???? Then in the one game playoff they missed the HR in Colorado. That granted was a little harder because it barely cleared the rail but still get your ass out to wall and make the effin’ call.
According to Craig Sager Alex Rodriguez stretched three times yesterday to make sure he was loose for tonight’s game. He didn’t say what he stretched.
What thrift store did Sager get that jacket from?
You don’t wanna walk guys in the first inning. – Bob Brenly. Ok Bob when is a good time to walk guys then?
Did the Chip Caray guy just say that Sabathia gave up a long HR to right? The ball was right down the line into the lower deck, it was Johnny Damon who hit the damn thing not Barry Bonds. My grandmother can hit the ball that far and she’s been dead for 15 years.
Bottom 1
When I went to Florida last month I really fucked up and didn’t go to a “Sonic” like I should have. Now I kicking myself because I want one of those cheese steak bacon beef bombs or whatever the hell it is.
Chingy hit Grady Sizemore with the first pitch.
Asdrubal? What kind of a name is that? What do you call him? Dru-bie?
Speaking of nicknames the best one possibly in all of baseball belongs to Travis Hafner, they call him Pronk. He wore a T-shirt that said “I may not be smart but I can lift heavy things”.
Look at these two retards with the painted faces. Is one of those guys David Puddy? These are grown men btw, not kids. Hey I’m a dork and I’ll wear a team jersey but I refuse to look like the total ass bag and paint my face.
TBS needs to find two different fans to show besides the guys with the face paint. There’s like 40,000 other people there. Show a few.
Hey we gotta 1-1 ball game because of Ryan Garko.
I’m surprised that Cabrera didn’t come up and try to take a shot a Hafner at the plate – Tony Gwynn. Tony he did try, Mientkeiwiahjdfyagakaka cut the ball off.
Was Jhonny Peralta’s mom dyslexic? I can just picture the kids teacher circling his name in red everyday in class.
Damn the Jake is rocking now with the sacks juiced thanks to a walk here comes Kenny Lofton.
Single to center two runs, but Jhonny gets hung between 2nd and 3rd to end the inning.
Top 2
Doug Mientkiewahajadkjakaka fell getting off the team bus tonight. That’s karma for the whole world series ball thing.
Top 3
Derek Jeter damn near screwed himself into the ground on the strikeout. If he had screwed himself into the ground could he give the dirt herpes?
Bottom 3
Holy crap Dru-bie goes yard off of Chingy
Jesus Bron Bron is everywhere. He was at the Bengals-Pats game Monday night and now tonight he’s at the Indians-Yanks game, wearing a Yankee hat. It probably didn’t go over well with all those Cavs fans. Turns out he’s a Jeter fan, hopefully he didn’t the herp like Jessica Alba did.
They talking about how Torre is sticking with the Wanger because of all the wins he has had the last two years and with the Yankee bats you’re never out it. No the reason Torre stays with Chingy is his bullpen sucks before he gets to Joba and Mariano. If you had a choice between Chingy or Farnsworth who would you take?
Bottom 4
“Tony, what does it mean when a pitcher needs to extend?” – Chip Caray. Jesus Chip you act like ain’t never seen a ball game before. (I just couldn’t come up with the Grandpa Chip jokes from Talladega Nights).
Can Chip Caray over pronounce “uncomfortable” just one more time please?
Did Chip just say the Yankees big four (pitchers) made most of their starts? To quote Tom Jackson. “Are you retarded”?
Is it me or is the crowd noise overpowering???
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