Donald Trump doesn’t have to worry about being bald anytime soon as his man Bobby Lashley took care of business in the ring on Sunday night beating Umaga in the “Battle of the Billionaires” at Wrestlemania 23.
Shockingly enough, the match had many interruptions including one by Vince McMahon’s son Shane who first started out by knocking guest referee Stone Cold Steve Austin out of the ring. Then Shane jumped off the top rope doing a Coast-2-Coast (a missile dropkick spanning the length of the ring) to knock out Lashley with the kick. Stone Cold then regained consciousness and gave him Shane one of his patented Stunners. Meanwhile, Trump came up and knocked out Vince. Lashley finished off Umaga with a spear and pinned him for the win.
After the match, Vince did everything in his power to escape from having his head shaved but finally Stone Cold gave him a stunner and Vince was tied to the barber chair so he couldn’t escape. Once Lashley and Trump were done shaving Vince’s head, Vince tried crawling back to the locker room, whining and crying like a big baby.
The best blow of the match came after Vince headed to the locker room when Trump decided to rain cash over the crowd again. Stone Cold obviously didn’t like this and gave Trump a Stone Cold Stunner leaving the billionaire laid out in the ring.
I was shocked to see how this turned out. I honestly thought that was some kind of April Fool’s joke by McMahon and Trump. But they didn’t pull anything other than finding ways to cheat to win the match as per the norm in the world of the WWE.
