The Boston Red Sox are currently looking for someone to play Wally the Green Monster at corporate and community events across the greater Boston area. So if you want to spend your days and/or nights in a stinky costume, this job is for you.
Represent the Boston Red Sox as Wally at select community and corporate events; always conducting him or herself in a professional manner during appearances. Must be available in a part time hourly role on weekdays, weeknights, weekends and holidays. Must have reliable transportation.
Minimum of one year experience as a sports mascot, theme park character or actor. Must have general knowledge of baseball and the Boston Red Sox. Ability to interact with and entertain a crowd. Must be able to withstand high heat in costume and be able to lift 50 pounds.
By playing Wally there’s even a chance you might score some tail.
to Andrew from The ‘Ropolitans for the link.
If I were to get to be Wally could I rough up Larry Lucchino like Tom Werner did when he was in the costume?
I’m sure that would get you fired but you could be like the ARod of mascots with all the single ladies you could pick up.
Or you could just do this. This video is so NSFW well the first half of it is at least