Yes it’s time for an another edition of the Sphincter Puckers brought to you by U.S. Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA) who is lovingly known amongst these pages as Asshole Sphincter.
Now apparently to the Senator from the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell isn’t doing enough to bring this whole Matt Walsh interview to a head. Sphincter wants the NFL to prove they are genuine in their efforts to work to an agreement with Walsh. He has asked gone as far as to ask Goodell to release the letters publicly between NFL representatives and the high powered Washington DC attorney, Michael Levy, who is representing the lowly golf pro and former video assistant.
“I’d like to issue a challenge to the commissioner to make public the extensive exchange of correspondence between the league’s lawyers and Walsh’s lawyers,” Specter told the New York Times.
The Senator, I would think contrary to his actions regarding this matter and my opinion of him or lack thereof, would seemingly be an intelligent kind of guy. Although I think at this point I want an IQ test and an immediate lobby by Pennsylvania residents to repeal or rescind his political standing. Because even I of a lesser education can tell you that there’s two sides that the Senator can appeal to for release of the letters. Maybe the Senator has actually gone senile.
So Senator why not ask Mr. Walsh’s attorney for the letters?
I’m pretty positive that if Goodell or NFL officials were bullying Walsh via written letters that his attorney’s would have spoken up publicly and shown the documents.
Senator why don’t you waste taxpayers money on something more meaningful like the mortgage crisis, the cost of oil and gasoline or maybe even the unemployment situation. It’s time for you to go away you withering old man.
Go now.







Mike Reiss of the Globe says that the two sides are closer to an agreement and have made progress in the last week.
Maybe the Senator should just ask Reiss what is going on if he wants to know that bad.